It’s my pal Sarah’s birthday today! Hooray! And because she’s such a pal, I let her choose the song for today. That’s right, it’s a birthday present that I didn’t spend a single cent on.

I’m glad I let her too, because never have I heard such insightful lyrics! Allow me to demonstrate:

Her pussy so good I bought her a pet
Anyway, every day I’m trying to get to it
Got her saved in my phone under “Big Booty”

Oh Jason, you certainly know the way to a lady’s heart!

The tune itself is fairly standard fare for rap, though there is a slight middle-eastern vibe to it (and some delightful brass work in there too). Also, I’d like to think that in the image below, Jason is saying “Food goes in here”.