So apparently there is a band that does 40s-style covers of modern pop songs, and they are completely amazing. They are called Postmodern Jukebox, and their singer is mind-blowingly attractive and talented. Consider this post my marriage proposal!
This is the last time I’ll put a Selena Gomez song on either/or, but this is definitely the first time one will sound good! Holy mackerel, it makes me wish this style of music was what they played on the radio. I wouldn’t need to bother writing this tripe anymore, I’d just say “turn on the damn radio!”