Holy crap, we’ve never written about Ween. Granted, I could’ve chosen a song that might be a little bit more universally appealing instead of just patently bizarre, but screw that! This song was clearly written about one Dr. John A. Zoidberg (though this song does pre-date his inception by a couple of years), and was actually used in the credits of The Spongebob Squarepants Movie. Rock and roll cred right there!